DAVID BRIAN GALLOWAY
OBJECTIVE
To touch as many lives as possible,
in as many ways as possible, in as little times as it takes
SUMMARY OF QUALIFICATIONS
Awesome Husband
- Married
to Kay Galloway for 35+ great years, wondering how she puts up with me
- Met Kay when she was throwing popcorn at a
less-handsome boy and my incredible attractive powers curved the popcorn my way; she couldn't resist me afterwards (another
side-effect of said attractive powers)
Incredible Father
- Father to Melissa Galloway Small (29 years)
and husband Shane Small (4 years)
- Father to Nicholas Galloway (27 years) and wife Stacie Boone Galloway (2 ½
years)
- Father to Rebecca Galloway Jacobs (22 years) and husband James Jacobs (5 years)
Fastest Grandfather
and Incredible Spiderman Impersonator
- Pap-pap to Gabriel Jacobs (5 years) and Caleb Jacobs (3 years)
- Da
da da da da da da to Abigail Small (8 months)
Responsible Son, Brother, and Brother-in-Law
Father-Figure
to Many
- Many people all over the world know and love me
- Others will meet me and more than likely remember
me
EDUCATION
Seymour Johnson AFB Chapel, 1981-Present
- Taught to live, love, and respect
according to God's command, starting at birth
- Raised my family in the same manner and they have all seen the workings
of God
WORK EXPERIENCE
Store Manager of Noble Shoe Store at 20 years old
Life
Insurance Salesman, Prudential Insurance
United States Air Force, Retired Master Sergeant (I blame them for
my hair loss - it never grew back when they shaved it - but my son is taking full credit for it)
- Security Police,
NCOIC of Claims office, NCOIC of Legal Office
Claims Adjuster, Insurance Valuations and Inspections
United States Post Office (for 8 whole days)
NC Motorcycle Safety Education Program Director
- Teaching
motorcycle safety and directing a program with this initiative
- Training instructors all over the state of NC
- Speaking
on behalf of NCMSEP to promote motorcycle safety and the benefits of the current helmet laws in NC
EXTRACURRICULAR
ACTIVITIES
Thanking God giving me the greatest family possible and for my great health
Unspoken
but unanimous President of Seyboro Cyclists
- Not only am I the president, but I'm also a very active member
- I
have never lost an election. Well, I guess I've received 100% of the votes that have ever been cast
- The only existing
member of the 100,000 mile club, joined in 2005 (it's a pretty lonely club, what are you guys waiting on)
- I ride
more miles on my bicycle every year than I drive on my car, just because it's more fun and you can't pedal a car very
easily
- I've ridden all over the US, been to the tops of many mountains (including Grandfather Mountain, Roan Mountain,
and Mt. Mitchell; I'm usually chasing my even faster son up those mountains) and to the bottom of many hills (going down
is so much easier than going up)
Singing Bob Seger songs or anything else I can drum to on the dashboard (or
handlebars)
- My family will tell you that I sing off key, but I think the louder I sing the better I sound
- I
can play mean "In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida" and "Wipeout" drum solo on my chest
- Playing the air-drums in
concert with my grandsons singing and jumping on the bed to "Rollin' (The Ballad of Big & Rich)"
Dinosaur
hunts
Motorcycle racing (the slow kind with the grandkids, they always beat me too)
Motorcycle Riding
Bicycle riding again
Reading, mostly murder mysteries and other crimes
Watching and inevitably quoting
"Seinfeld" reruns. "Did you ever see the Seinfeld where..."
Sudoku puzzles
Member of Sunrise Kiwanis, Goldsboro, NC
Former Guardian ad Litem
Former Board of Directors, Seymour
Johnson Federal Credit Union
LANGUAGES
Alfalfa
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lalfangualfage spolfokelfen bylfy olfonly trulfue Galfallowalfays, alfand ulfunderstoolfood byly alfa selfelect felew (translation:
"a language only spoken by true Galloways and understood by a select few"